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prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare 

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

thalena-blackblossomwra:

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

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(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

I’m not taking any risks here…

under-recovery:
“ politicalprof:
“ nikator:
“ miseducatedmelanicmuse:
“ espressokisses:
“ critically-yours:
“ miseducatedmelanicmuse:
“ flyerfemalecompanion:
“ notoriousthuggg:
“ miseducatedmelanicmuse:
“Please reblog, this is so important.
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I...

under-recovery:

politicalprof:

nikator:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

espressokisses:

critically-yours:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

flyerfemalecompanion:

notoriousthuggg:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

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reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

xandrachantal:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ gutsygumshoe:
“this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood
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i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and...

xandrachantal:

ayellowbirds:

gutsygumshoe:

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

100 years later new orleans is still Like That

ch-llmonger:
“ enlightenedrobot:
“ bussykween:
“ sustainablefarming:
“My drag persona
”
Welcome to the stage ….
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So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.
No,...

ch-llmonger:

enlightenedrobot:

bussykween:

sustainablefarming:

My drag persona

Welcome to the stage ….

So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.

No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.

Sounds like some Florida shit.

spockoutt:

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

lambbabies:

breelandwalker:

diamondelight92:

wikdsushi:

strangeasanjles:

Not all heros wear capes.

I want to buy this woman a beer.

This woman is named June Ayres and she has owned and operated Reproductive Health Services, which is currently the only clinic in Montgomery, Alabama, for about 30 years. May I suggest that you donate the price of that beer to The Linda D Foundation, which helps Alabama women afford reproductive services including birth control, emergency contraception, and abortion services? http://alabamareproductiverightsadvocates.com/thelindadfoundation/

You could also donate to the National Abortion Federation here: http://prochoice.org/about-naf/support-naf/

This gifset is from an incredible documentary called Trapped. You can find or organize a screening or stream it for free here: http://www.trappeddocumentary.com/

It’s seriously an amazing movie about some amazing people.

This woman’s casual level of “Fuck You” herosim is exactly what I aspire to be in life.

Seriously please consider donating to the National Abortion Federation. Not only do they do provide access to abortion providers and funding help for people who need abortions, they also actively work with lawmakers and legislators to convince them to fight to protect abortion and the right to have one.

assdare:
“I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright
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assdare:

I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright

evandash:

fuckyahumor:

anabsolutelylazybisexual:

teathattast:

im-kid-icarus-trash:

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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Where is this meme coming from what caused it

same question

There was an episode of scooby doo where shaggy was hypnotized to be a badass and beats up an entire biker bar, I think this is what inspired some edits of dragonball-Z scenes so we have footage shaggy beating the crap out of perfect cell vegeta etc, which inspired other edits where he beats up thanos, eventually he grew too powerful and made the jump to being some kind of supernatural demon I guess

randomslasher:

poetry-protest-pornography:

misanthropemom:

aqueerkettleofish:

yetimati:

catchymemes:

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

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“I painted somebody’s mom”

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“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

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“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

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“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

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“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

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…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

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Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

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I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

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I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

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Oh well, here’s yet another layer

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Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

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I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

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Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

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A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

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Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

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Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

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Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

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And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

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I was going to reblog this BEFORE I got to the hilarity of it being on github.  There’s nothing about this that isn’t beautiful.

artists are awesome

Sometimes, the internet does something magical.

I really hope that person’s mom has seen all this and knows that we loved her egret painting. 

mysticalcoffeequeen:
“ gwomped:
“ mildlyautisticsuperdetective:
“ sweetbonbonqueen:
“Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
”
I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter...

mysticalcoffeequeen:

gwomped:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

Can’t take any chances these days

Here goes

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